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Someone once said to me that you can tell when you are an old man , it's when you sit on the toilet and your balls dangle in the water Shocked Shocked
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Someone once said to me that you can tell when you are an old man , it's when you sit on the toilet and your balls dangle in the water Shocked Shocked


That's been happening since I was 12 Shocked Shocked Shocked
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Nanker Phelge wrote:
DRD67 wrote:
Someone once said to me that you can tell when you are an old man , it's when you sit on the toilet and your balls dangle in the water Shocked Shocked


That's been happening since I was 12 Shocked Shocked Shocked


ive got the same problem with my penis. in fact sometimes i have to use a plunger to prevent blockage
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Nanker Phelge wrote:
DRD67 wrote:
Someone once said to me that you can tell when you are an old man , it's when you sit on the toilet and your balls dangle in the water Shocked Shocked


That's been happening since I was 12 Shocked Shocked Shocked


ive got the same problem with my penis. in fact sometimes i have to use a plunger to prevent blockage


See, my penis is tiny, but my balls hang like a sack of spuds. They look like Gordon Ramsey.
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Oh jesus Nanks, I'll never be able to look at you the same again, and next time we meet I'll probably look down and say 'hello Gordons' and expect a helium-type reply.... Shocked
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what are your balls like shan
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You think it might be Déjà vu, but you have heard it all before Very Happy
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I used to say that you know you're old when all the change in your pocket is younger than you are. But nowadays, who has change in their pockets? Everyone uses plastic.
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Three of them gone and happy/sad to know and still be around Crying or Very sad


First heard/played this album to death... too young for the hot art students my auntie was boarding... now too tired and to work It that hard now Confused - so great thread topic I am enjoying the company Very Happy
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Three of them gone and happy/sad to know and still be around Crying or Very sad


First heard/played this album to death... too young for the hot art students my auntie was boarding... now too tired and to work It that hard now Confused - so great thread topic I am enjoying the company Very Happy


The Band were a great band!
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Oh jesus Nanks, I'll never be able to look at you the same again, and next time we meet I'll probably look down and say 'hello Gordons' and expect a helium-type reply.... Shocked


I'm probably won't remember....y'know I've got a form of tourettes. Everything I say and write is like an involuntery spasm. It just surges outta me like love and other juices.
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I've always felt Nanker's tourettes is a sure sign of his future call to the ministry of hot vicars Cool Father Phelge to you...

So, I'm thinking "Is that what those roomy cassocks are hiding?
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Nanker Phelge wrote:
See, my penis is tiny, but my balls hang like a sack of spuds. They look like Gordon Ramsey.


Is this you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=u4bIYbuc4_I
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Nanker Phelge wrote:
See, my penis is tiny, but my balls hang like a sack of spuds. They look like Gordon Ramsey.


Is this you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=u4bIYbuc4_I


Nah, I got a bigger barrow.....
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Going into HMV and asking the girl on the checkout(who is in her early 20s) "do u know when madness are releasing their new album?" she pauses and replies " my dad likes madness" !!!!!
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Going into HMV and asking the girl on the checkout(who is in her early 20s) "do u know when madness are releasing their new album?" she pauses and replies " my dad likes madness" !!!!!


Actually, you heard that when Madness were young
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