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Danbert
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Joined: 24 Jul 2008
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Location: Manchester
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......right now, clearing his drives and paths so fastidiously that it's as if the cleaning of the snow has become for him, as important as the blood which courses through his dreary beige veins.
Yes beige because it's his type that kept the cardigan market alive in between periods of it being fashionable.
He is now standing there breathing heavily inbetween bouts of tutting at his slovenly neighbours eating their breakfasts. He'll be cleaning the car to within an inch of its life next. F*ckin' tosser!!! 
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Fester
Too Hot
Joined: 25 Aug 2008
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Location: Dublin
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Morning Danbert !
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the undertaker
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Joined: 27 Nov 2010
Posts: 383
Location: london, england
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......right now, clearing his drives and paths so fastidiously that it's as if the cleaning of the snow has become for him, as important as the blood which courses through his dreary beige veins.
Yes beige because it's his type that kept the cardigan market alive in between periods of it being fashionable.
He is now standing there breathing heavily inbetween bouts of tutting at his slovenly neighbours eating their breakfasts. He'll be cleaning the car to within an inch of its life next. F*ckin' tosser!!! |
its my birhday today,thanks for the chuckle danbert,class!!! 
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markand79
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..funniest post I've seen for ages...... ......can't help but think people like that need something to worry about....problem is they make life difficult for the average slacker!!
Like it 
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Arch
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Location: Bedfordshire
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StevieB
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Joined: 18 Mar 2010
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Location: Up north
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Just sorted mine and the neighbours drives. Back in for a cup of tea now. I need to get my cardigan off 'cos I've got a bit of a sweat on.
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Hugh
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Joined: 02 Apr 2004
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Location: New Westminster, BC Canada
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Good neighbours clear their walks
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Shan
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Location: UK
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He's doing sumat useful though, I wish I had the inclination to clean my poor car at all 
Danbert you should take a leaf out of Mr Beige's book - get your cardy on and clear your drive dammit! Tsk!
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CraigHudson
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He shouldn't have bothered really. There was a thaw forecast, after all.
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